RUMP AUCTION!

I am in an organization called Law Women at my law school. For those of you who don't know what that is, it is an organization in the law school for women. I know, the name is soooo deceiving.

So anyway, Law Women is trying to raise $1,000 for a women's suffrage memorial. The fundraising started last Wednesday. Our president came up with the great idea to have a "date auction" for the upcoming Mardi Gras Ball that we have every year. Since I'm in charge of the memorial fundraiser, by default I also became in charge of this.

We rounded up 11 of the most fun guys (single) that we could find, and the auction will go down tonight. I have to admit that I am a little nervous. We kind of planned this at the last minute, we've never had one of these before, and we really haven't had time to do a run-through. Nonetheless, our guys are super great and adorable, and we have publicized this event pretty well considering the amount of time we had to plan it.

In order to have a better feel for the guys, I had them fill out information sheets. Here are some of my favorite answers:

Hobbies: "cheating girl scouts out of free cookies"; "underwater synchronized penny stacking", answering the question "what are you thinking about", "guilt free/no strings attached sex", and "extreme walking".

Best Assets: "I never want to get married and have children," "I am not afraid to squish spiders", "my big. . . sense of humor", "I just passed my last STD test with a C-".

Describe Your Perfect Date: "We would talk about me, then we would get busy, and then we would part ways" and my personal favorite "forced small talk, uncomfortable slow dancing, and an awkward hug at the end of the night."

Reasons Why You Should Get Bid On At the Auction: "If I don't get bid on, I might go gay," "I'm quick, slick, and the ladies love my GI Joe kung-fu kick", "Because I'm easy", "I live my life like I play my harmonica. . . loosey goosey."

If you are reading this, and you are in my law school - come check the auction out at the Half Barrel at 9 p.m.. With answers like these, its bound to be a good time!

Also, if you want to look up info about the memorial, go here.