Allow me to introduce you to Secret Lover # 1:

Okay - posting is going to be light for the next 2 weeks as I am seriously studying my ace off. Getting out of the 2L vortex couldn't be any more dreadful. Since I am on a partial hiatus, here is my promise:

I promise to send you to a new, fun, and exciting website each day. I recognize that this is a risk - it's like introducing your new boyfriend to your foreign supermodel friend. What if he leaves me and stays with her? I like you all, dear readers. I like you all so much that I consider you my new boyfriends (and I guess, girlfriends). In the end, I hope you'll keep me. But for the next two weeks - you have license to cheat.

Then in two weeks, when you have had enough of my foreign supermodel friends, you'll realize - I might be suspiciously crazy and just a little bit fat, but I do speak decent English and don't make you eat weird things like Swedish Stromming (Baltic Herring) or Brazilian Rabada (Oxtail in Celery Sauce)- and for that, you'll luff me.

I hope that at the end of this separation, you'll tell me which SECRET LOVER was your favorite. Heck, I might even create a poll or something equally dorky just to find out. Not sure about this yet.

Okay - so for the first Secret Lover, I have to warn you. She is quite addictive. And a little demanding (you have to create an account - but its free). But she puts out. A LOT. I almost guarantee that your little tryst with her could last for days (almost guarantee b/c I'm in law school and unsure of the breadth of guarantee law. So, I'll err on the safe side).

Daisy and I spent countless hours (okay mostly me by myself) uploading photos of ourselves to this thing. I saw it on "the View," and while I don't think it is that accurate, it is fun when the innernet tells me I look like Mischa Barton and Bouncy (Stu's name for Beyonce). Okay - truth be told, it also said I look like Oprah and Sally Field, but that will be our little secret. What is also HILARIOUS is when you upload pictures of your friends/enemies. Much giggling, guffawing, and belly-laughing will follow. Again, I almost guarantee it. Unless you are much cooler than I. Which is quite possible. But I've heard that even the coolest of people enjoy this little website.

Enjoy - and I hope the inneret says you all look like Elizabeth Hurley and Paul Walker. I know it will - because you are all GORGEOUS and SPARKLY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!